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Hypothetical patient care future scenario

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Hypothetical future scenario:

37-year-old Mother of one - recovering from multi-organ failure and a near-death experience.........

In walks, the Longevity + Lifestyle Medicine + Functional Medicine doctor:

Longevity Doctor: "Oh Ms. So-and-so, even though your chronological age is only 37, your biological age is 80. What we can offer, is this diet, these supplements, this deworming, this exercise regimen.....and we can bring your biological age down, with lots of luck, to 70. From that point on, the healthier your lifestyle, the closer you can get your biological age to 90 years of age.....so another good twenty years of life you can expect to have, with no serious problems if you follow everything. Of course, no one can predict the future, and no one can worry about when chronic medical illness compounds this whole thing or cancer or anything else...or predict death....but we can give you another good twenty years at least.....and if we catch your stem cells before they all exit your body at 50 years of age, chronologically speaking, we can give you almost your entire lifespan, that can be reasonably expected, back."

They leave and the Immortality expert walks in.....

Here is how that conversation goes:

Immortality Doctor: "Ms. So-and so.....your chronological age and your biological age diverged at your chronological age of 23 - at which point some great sentinel event happened, emotionally, in your life. Would you care to share that with me.....I'd love to know, truly (and after a conversation is exchanged about that).......Today, your biological age, after this massive catastrophic health trauma and near-death, is 80 years, while chronologically, your age is only 37 years. We can actually have your biological age go back to the age at which you were when all your bones matured and fused (maximum maturity of 21 years of age - not developmentally regress - that is a different undoable thing right now, entirely), with our drug combination of x, y, z, a, b, c, d, e, f and g - each for this, that or other function (and we will soon be adding h, i, j, k, l, m and n to this combination), taken as a subcutaneous shot every two weeks. Every two weeks, your biological age will regress by two months, and if you continue to take these shots, in seven years' time, you will be back at the age of 21, and from then on, if you keep on taking the shots, you will remain at that biological age forever, without aging further or getting sick.

You could try going to once a month on the shots, at that time, and when you do, for some people their biological age still remains 21, and for some, well, they age - we still have not quite figured out that piece completely yet.

Now, let us say, when you arrive at your biological age of 80 years, you wish to have a different bodily experience, a more challenging one after having completed the mission of this birth, perhaps if you are lucky, when you are reborn, you will be reborn as a Nigerian African, ruled by overlords of multiple countries who make you do things that you do not wish to do, but must do, because you do not have a choice - shall we say, and wish to shed this body, then just stop taking the shots.......your body will age very rapidly, approximately for every year off the shots, you will age ten years until your biological age catches up to your chronological age (at about 86.5 years of age) at the time, and then you may easily choose to shed your body of any picturesque cause, you might choose to use then.......

Please let me know if this interests you, and how I may be in service of your divinity and of your immortality.......

There are no side effects, and you can, if you choose to go along with our plan, pay for it with cash you can withdraw at your local cash station, and as it is for your healthcare, any amount is available to you, for free (this is a future time in which cash can be drawn from cash stations owing to the discovery of human biological immortality - how the economy and money and finance changed bcos of that, just like gas from gas stations - free for healthcare and education - any amount depending upon how much the person receiving the service feels they are worth, and living expenses and the only things that must be worked for, to be earned - are luxury things, and high-level connections and influence - the juice and joy of life, or spirituality, the joy, for others).....

I would most humbly and respectfully and gratefully appreciate your consideration in awarding our company with whatever amount you feel our service was worth for you today, as this will help us with points and recognition with the stock exchanges/govt industrial board, for further connections and growth and improvement of QOL of global citizens, in our little area.....and we hope to respectfully and humbly earn your infinite cash, with our ongoing services to you, for you, in service of your immortality.......

And Ms. So-and-so, while we appreciate that Longevity is no competition for us, we are aware that there are other Immortality cocktails being sold in the market. We wish to humbly point out, that their surrogate end-point for Immortality, has not been proven to, in human beings receiving them, objectively reverse aging, by as much as we are able to Ma'am. Thank you so much for your consideration!

We are humbled and honored to be of service to you, and to be able to give you back your entire life and health, and youth".

Now.......

Which one would you choose?

Let me tell you.....

SHE CHOSE THE IMMORTALITY OPTION FOR NOT ONLY HERSELF, SHE CHOSE IT FOR YOU TOO......AND SHE CAN MAKE THINGS HAPPEN, SHE GETS THINGS DONE.......SHE GETS RESULTS.....do you have any doubt? Please don't.....she knows what to get done.....for YOU to have the option, of Immortality......fact and truth.

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